2020년 1월 22일 10시 2000

Who are you? Police. Police? I have a warrant to serve you. A warrant? What is this for? Well, apparently. I don't believe you're really a cop. Let me see your credentials.

I need to see this. Alright, your badge number. Well, I don't understand this. Like, I didn't...it's a **********?

Well, you stole stuff from the corner store. You didn't know what you did. I did not. This has got to be fake. Right here, Ms. Ramirez, she called us and said you stole a lot of stuff, actually. A whole truckload full of stuff. So, you're under arrest. Please stand up.

This is absurd. Like, come on, there's something we can do. Look, I have cases to beat, and I cannot be arrested. Sir, come on, can't we work this out? No. Come on, there's got to be something. There's got to be something we can do. Can I steal something else? No. Please?

It says "Officer of the Law." I protect and serve. But, I'm a good person. I protect and serve. I would never jeopardize that. Come on. Just this one time, you can say that I wasn't home.